mr.right prince charming.

aishh...cik lela..

kita nak maen tag2 eh..?

ok2..terima kasih kerana menge'tag'

and aicha, thanks sebab bagitau, kalu x i x perasan you...

soalan x bole bla,pasal lelaki idaman.ceh.

rasa macam budak 14 tahun pulak nak kene jawab sume ni.ahk ahak ahak

1. How tall should he be?

standard la. kalu bole xnak la rendah dari saya. tapi kalu rendah skit pon xpe la.

murah rezeki orang cakap.hak hak

betul, abang saya pendek skit dari akak ipar saya, anak mereka ade 4.

2. What hair colour should he have?

x kesah la. die dah ade ramput pon syukur ape.

x baek tau soklan ni..kalu saya dapat lelaki kaye ade kereta lamborghini tapi botak cane?

actually, kalu dapat yang kaler purple pon ok gak.

terlebih posing la mamat ni

3. What kind of personality should he have?

x tau la. personaliti ni x bole mintak2.

kadang2 we just fall for him. even perangai die hampeh dowlll..

(tapi nak macam james marsden yang berlakon 27 dresses tu bole x?)

4. Older or younger?

abah saya cakap, carik yang lebih tua.

sebab nanti bile da umur 50 taun, bini nampak mude skit ok, tapi kalu laki nampak mude cam x best la

5. What film actor should he most be like?

james marsden

6. What singer should he most be like?

haa..macam ni..''Hai, nama saya Rain''

macho x? macho x?

7. Do they need to cook?

''eh..x payah..x payah

biar saya yang masak ye bang, abang basoh pingggan, sapu lantai, potong rumput..etc,etc.etc...''

ahak, x kesah la, janji ade duit nak kasik saya makan

8. What is his best body part?

hihik.

dada bole? hik..

malu la..tukar la..

mata. ok?

9. What car should he drive?

kereta?

kereta mahal yang cermin tinted sampai 90%.

barulah kelihatan hensem kereta tu di samping beliau.

eh..dy tanye wut car eh?salah jawab pulak.

mitsubishi evo 10 should be fine.tapi kalau xde kete pon saya x kesah la. rempit pon romantik ape?

10. What one thing completely turns you on?

''............................................................................''

haaa.tu dia..

11. Who was the guy on your mind when you were doing this survey?

alamak. asal asik nampak muke Khairy Jamaluddin je ni?

12. Tag people to do this survey too.

takyah r..kalo rase tak cukup kerja umah bwat la...tapi jangan report pasal aku kat cikgu kalau keje tak seap..

(ini copy jawapan aicha)

actually nak suroh nina buat..tapi annn.... =p

nak slim macam saya?

kalau Lu seorang yang menghargai masa, x payah la baca post ni. buang masa je gue cakap(amboi..bahasa ape ni??)

Slim macam aku.poyo. perkataan yang sesuai (??)

huh...letih r. bile agaknye berjaya nak jadi kurus..? penat la jadi overweight ni. asik2 diet x jadi je. memang la, sebab malas nak bersenam pon. perkataan ''bersenam'' xde dalam diari hidupku..walaweyy..

balik rumah je, merungut dekat semua orang.dekat abah, dekat abang. dekat akak.dan merungut dekat abang lagi.'' berat kak mai dah macam berat orang mengandung anak kembar..cane ni....?''. so, mereka ni pon bagi la sikit advice yang bunyik macam bernass. ??

bang ajo cakap: ''kalau nak diet....jangan skip breakfast. breakfast penting sebab nak study kan...? lepas tu, kalau kak mai skip breakfast, nanti lunch makan banyak sangat sebab lapar.''

bang darul kate: '' kalau nak diet........lunch mesti makan. sebab siang2 banyak nak pakai tenaga.makan nasik!''

kakna bilang : ''kalau nak diet.........dinner jangan lambat sangat. sebelum pukul 7 mesti dah dinner.kalau makan malam2 lagi tambah gemok.''

aku: '' owh..ingatkan diet xpayah makan terosss...''

abah cakap : ''x payah la diet do ai.(loghat n9 doe) kalu da gomok tu apo to kato eh pulak.''(kalu da gemuk tu, gemuk la jugak)

ok..saya adik yang taat. saya mendengar cakap abang2 dan kakak saya.

hari ni saya breakfast makan roti (breakfast skema). minum nescafe.

pastu..lunch. Eu ajak makan nasik lemak mak cik 'cyclobe'. diet punye pasal, saya x makan nasik lemak. saya order ''charkueh''...ataupon lebih mudah disebut sebagai cakoi. wooo..sedap dowh cakoi tu. da la yang jual tu lelaki cina kacak macam gengster dalam filem Hong Kong. saya order 5 batang cakoi. makan ramai2. (sebab diet)??

abis klas, nak balik naek bas rapid. tibe2 tgk xde duit pecah. terpaksa pecahkan duit dengan membeli sebatang aiskrim yang lazat.(alasan)

lepas tu balik rumah.di casa subang. tibe2 terlupa pulak..'' eh, dah lunch ke belom eh?''

rasa macam belom lunch jer. so, teros masak megi 2 bungkus. tambah fishball. tambah vegeball. (bebola sayur.wekk). dah abis makan, baru teringat, ''eh, dah lunch cakoi la tadi''. xpe...megi ni kire dinner.

lepas makan megi, kunyah2 coklat pulak. kunyah lagi...kunyah lagi...kunyah lagi.......

lepas tu boring. rase mcm nak SMS org la. so, saya pon SMS Wahida, roomateku yang seorang tu.

aku : '' weyh...ko kat summit eh? rajin tak belikan McD?''

wahida: ''okeyhh..nak aPe??

aku : ''fillet o fish. xnak air. hm...kalu ko nak beli air pon bole je.''

wahida: ''burger je? fries xnak? sejak bile ko tak nak coke ni??''

aku :''hm..bole la fries sekali..ah, satu set je la teros. aku malas nak minum air gas hari ni...aku nak minum air oren, ade Vitamin C.

wahida :''eleh...kerek..ok2.. nak medium ke large?''

aku :'' LARGE........''

kalau megi tadi kire dinner..burger ni kire ape pulak eh?

hm...pukul 2 pagi nanti mesti lapar lagi sebab gigih study.menu ape pulak ye?

ini diet versi Maisarah Puteri.sekian.

nota halus: kan da cakap jangan bace. buang mase.

rambang mambang 2

Betul ke ape yang beta nampak ni..? stall burger depan casa subang yang dulu musnah kini sudah kembali. harap2 dapat merasa fish burger cik abang tu. jadi, tak terkilan lagi la lepas ni..

ughh.ape ni.? seperti kata2 orang gatal pulak die nih. =p

Boleh tak pegi mesin ATM..lepas tu duit yang tinggal rm300 berangan nampak macam rm3000.?

kisah awang1

Satu hari, seorang perempuan perasan yang menggelar diri bukanputeriraja telah mencium awang.

awang tak bertukar jadi putera. sebaliknya, awang telah menggigit bibir bukanputeriraja. bibir perempuan itu sudah bengkak dan x sembuh2 lagi. jage kau Awang.

Hari ni sangat penat. sebab tunggu bas selama 2 jam dekat bus stop. wahh, dah berangan siap2 dalam hati. sampai Mydin nanti, nak beli KFC. tibe2 rasa kedekut. terus balik masak megi. makan megi depan tv. bukak tv... ''service currently not available''. tahniah diucapkan kepada astro.

Dalam kelas beta senyap2 bukak buku nota kecik. tibe2 jumpe section yang bertulis ''hutang''. bile dijumlahkan, beta layak untuk kutip hutang sebanyak RM 135.00 . lalu tersenyum lebar. tibe2 aicha ambik buku nota kecik beta. aicha tanya, ''diari ke?''

kisah awang2

Mase tengah belai2 awang, tibe2 awang berak atas baju. housemate pon tegur, ''awang berak....''

nak cover line punye pasal, beta pon cakap,,'' x la...tu die muntah tu..'

roomate beta, si wahida telah menyanyikan satu lagu untuk awang dengan penoh perasaan geram.(sebab comel sangat) ''awang kecik, awang besar, e i e i oooo....''

hai, saya Awang.

saya seekor tikus mondok

jangan panggil saya Guinea Pig, mak saya x suke.

nota kecil: scary tak gambar xde kepala?

still me

i remember this one game that we played during psychology class last year. our classmates will write about their first impression towards us anonymously. and i've got a lot of 'wordsszz' that show who i am in their eyes.

1) scary

2)cunning

3)beautiful (so not me)

4)fashionable (not me too! i just wear shirt n jeans everyday)

5)mysterious

6)fierce

and a lot more..i can't recall the rest. frankly speaking, i'm shocked with those words given to me. and i actually don't want to agree with what they wrote.

but fine. they just know me for only a few day. so i think they need more time to know me better..fine! hahahah...

also..someone came to me while i was sitiing at the cafe today.

that person just approach me and say....

A: '' u know what? the first time i saw you, u look like an elit person to me''

me: ''what do you mean by elit??!''

A: ''hm..it seems like u r elit.. i thought u r just going to be friend only to certain group of elit people...maybe the beautiful oness''

me: ''owh.. do you mean arrogant? many people told me that i looked arrogant''

A: ''no..its just u look like,, you're untouchable. but now after i know u a little bit, u're so different.''

haha...okay..another additional words to my ''First Impression Dictionary''..

elit and untouchable.

i like the word untouchable..but not the other one.huh. but i'm glad to hear when the person say that i'm totally a different from what i look like.

that is a positive result after almost one year at taylors college.

Then, early this year, we play again the anonymous game. Again, my friends wrote a few words about me. and this is it.

1)kind

2)helpfull

3)helpfull (again..haha)

4)reserved

5)tight face but soft hearted

6)nice

7)like volcano

8)unpredictable

9)not much of emotion

10)funny

11)funny(again)

12)nice but unpredictable(again)

and bla..bla..bla..

can you see the different? ha. i like some of them but still......hm

Actually i feel a bit disappointed of myself when one of my friends told me that i'm too mysterious. is it that so hard to know me.? i think i've open myself enough to them..huh...

sometimes i feel like i'm a weirdo in the class.

But, its okay. Even i have a very few friends, they're enough for me. i think they know me well ( i hope so). i love them very much. its not about the quantity, but the quality. and for me, they are A++ friends to me.haha.like.

announcement: everybody are allowed and invited to enter my life any time..anywhere...wuahahaha

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